1 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:03,197 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:07,104 Susan showed a certain flair for her new job. 3 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:08,437 There you go. 4 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:09,840 You know, you're getting good at this. 5 00:00:09,909 --> 00:00:11,638 Renee rented a house. 6 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:13,573 Wow, that is so... 7 00:00:13,613 --> 00:00:14,739 Wonderful? 8 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,107 Close. 9 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:17,309 There's something I have to tell you. 10 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:21,813 Gabby learned the truth about her daughter being switched at birth. 11 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:22,913 Beth! 12 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:25,982 Paul Young continued to surprise everyone. 13 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:29,290 Well, I see you've all met my wife. 14 00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:32,963 And Tom came home with a mysterious affliction. 15 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:34,794 I'm not feeling well. 16 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:35,960 - Again? - Yeah. 17 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:38,596 I'm just going to lie on the couch and watch some TV. 18 00:00:44,644 --> 00:00:47,340 MARY ALICE: Tom Scavo was depressed 19 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:52,975 and his wife had done everything she could to cheer him up. 20 00:00:55,688 --> 00:00:58,282 She had made his favorite meals. 21 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:03,562 She had told her funniest jokes. 22 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:09,128 She'd even worn her sexiest lingerie. 23 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:14,006 But nothing worked. 24 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:20,512 Finally, Lynette insisted her husband go to the doctor. 25 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:25,709 Unfortunately, what he came home with 26 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:28,515 was a prescription for trouble. 27 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:32,319 Anti-anxiety medication? This is what he gave you? 28 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:34,254 Doctor Weiler says it will help. 29 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:36,352 He spent 20 minutes with you! 30 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:37,658 - Lynette... - And let me guess, 31 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:40,029 did he write this with a pen that has the drug company's name on it? 32 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:42,591 I need this medicine. 33 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:47,532 Then take it, but I got to tell you, those drugs scare the crap out of me. 34 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:50,907 I got to do something. I am so tired of feeling this way. 35 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:53,878 But you've gone through rough patches before. You could come out of it. 36 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:58,208 So, wait around to get better? That's your answer? 37 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:00,719 You don't know what it's like inside my head. 38 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:03,688 Okay, you're right. I'm sorry. Hey! Hey! 39 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:08,351 Remember when Susan kept having all those headaches? 40 00:02:08,394 --> 00:02:12,023 Who was that guy that she went to? Doctor... Doctor Ross? 41 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,532 How is he going to be any different? 42 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:18,094 He's holistic. He tries to stay away from heavy meds. Susan loved him. 43 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,366 And if he says I should be on this? 44 00:02:20,406 --> 00:02:22,966 Then you have a second opinion. 45 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:24,907 Whatever he says, I'll go with it. 46 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,111 (SHUSHING) 47 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:39,083 Well, I saw Doctor Ross. 48 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,992 Oh, I'm so glad. 49 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:43,721 Did you like him? 50 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:46,157 Loved him. 51 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:49,167 And you were right, he doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals. 52 00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:52,568 He only prescribes stuff that's totally herbal and natural. 53 00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:56,400 That is fantastic. So, what did he suggest? 54 00:02:58,578 --> 00:02:59,670 Medical marijuana. 55 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:06,742 MARY ALICE: Yes, Tom Scavo had been battling depression, 56 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:10,279 but he was now facing a much bigger battle, 57 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:12,651 with his wife. 58 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:30,769 Happiness, it's something we all want. 59 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:34,309 And so we search for it. 60 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:40,517 Little girls find it in the taste of chocolate. 61 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:46,190 Well-dressed men discover it at their local mall. 62 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:53,489 Teenage boys experience it when talking to a pretty girl. 63 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:59,037 And then, there are housewives, 64 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:03,508 who simply can't be happy until they've learned everything they can 65 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:07,912 about the newest neighbor on the block. 66 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:11,543 Hello. 67 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:15,051 Hi. So sorry to interrupt. This will just take a second. 68 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:18,221 We wanted to officially welcome you to the neighborhood. 69 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,316 Aw! 70 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:20,849 This is my friend Lynette and Susan. 71 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:23,361 And I was telling them about you, and we... 72 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:24,488 Just had to meet you. 73 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:25,588 Immediately. 74 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:29,726 That's so sweet. You're my landlady, right? 75 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:32,703 Yes, but I really want you to think of me as a friend. 76 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:35,667 Are those pictures hung on the wall with nails, or... 77 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:37,938 We wanted to invite you to our weekly poker game. 78 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,879 Shoot. I don't know how to play poker. 79 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:42,938 Don't worry. We'll teach you. 80 00:04:43,816 --> 00:04:45,511 Does that Ficus tree have a saucer underneath? 81 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:46,677 Because those are hardwood floors. 82 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:48,619 And while you're learning all about Texas hold'em, 83 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:49,950 we'll learn all about you. 84 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:51,684 Aw! 85 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:53,856 That sounds fun. 86 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:01,325 Okay, well, we should be going. We'll see you later. 87 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:02,493 Okay. 88 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:03,559 Bye. 89 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:04,627 BETH: Bye. 90 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:10,799 What did those women want? 91 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:13,578 They invited me to play cards with them. 92 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:15,308 They were just being friendly. 93 00:05:15,581 --> 00:05:19,415 On this street, never confuse being nosey with being friendly. 94 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:22,080 They were digging for dirt. 95 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:26,324 So, do you not want me to go? 96 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,658 No, no. You will go 97 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:31,925 and give them all sorts of meaningless information. 98 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:35,291 And, hopefully, they'll start to think of you as a friend. 99 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:38,496 But, if you don't like them, 100 00:05:38,571 --> 00:05:40,505 why do you want me to be friends with them? 101 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:43,905 In time, it will be useful. 102 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:54,478 Where's a pen? 103 00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:56,786 Don't you want to read it first? 104 00:05:57,156 --> 00:06:00,489 Why? Did a nurse get drunk and swap it with a different document? 105 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,289 By signing this, Mr. Solis, 106 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:05,525 you are agreeing not to bring any legal action against this hospital. 107 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:06,656 Do you understand? 108 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:11,665 And in return, you'll stop searching for the other family. Do you understand? 109 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:18,967 Done. Gabby. 110 00:06:23,649 --> 00:06:25,514 Babe, we talked about this. 111 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:28,110 We don't know how this other family will react 112 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:29,849 and we need to protect Juanita. 113 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:32,317 I am sorry, Gabrielle. 114 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,986 I can only imagine how you must feel. 115 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:40,699 You can't begin to imagine how I feel. 116 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:44,660 The only person who could is the woman who has my daughter. 117 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:50,200 If signing can spare her this pain, then I will do it. 118 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:03,412 - I love it. - (CHUCKLES) 119 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:05,981 Somehow I get the feeling you don't love it. 120 00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:09,586 Okay, I don't love it. It's just so yellow. 121 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:12,153 Trust me, this will be great. 122 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:16,833 Besides, when you're in the room, nobody's looking at the walls anyway. 123 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:20,401 Well, you certainly know how to sell yellow. 124 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,134 (DOORBELL RINGS) 125 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,267 Excuse me. 126 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,744 I hear you're getting divorced. 127 00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:31,544 And good morning to you. 128 00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:35,278 I'm getting divorced, too. 129 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:38,021 So we both need guys, I'm thinking we should hang. 130 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:40,715 I don't know how much Lynette has told you about me, 131 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,591 but I'm really not one for "hanging." 132 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:45,455 Look, one woman at a bar, it's just sad, 133 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:47,465 but two, and it's girls' night out. 134 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:50,525 So what do you say? You up for a little stud-hunting? 135 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:53,801 That's a lovely offer, but I think I'm going to pass. 136 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:57,099 Oh, come on. We've got to get back in the game. 137 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:59,701 Cut loose, let our hair down. 138 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:02,637 That hair does come down, doesn't it? 139 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,544 Really, Renee, that is just not how I like to meet men. 140 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:09,447 Well, how else are you going to meet them? Sitting around your house? 141 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:15,393 You'd be surprised. 142 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:17,888 You've met someone already? 143 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:19,394 Maybe. 144 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:21,995 Well. 145 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:25,936 A beautiful, classy woman who can get a man without leaving the house. 146 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:29,966 I don't see us being friends. 147 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,070 (VACUUM WHIRRING) 148 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:39,244 (IN SEDUCTIVE VOICE) I don't know how everything gets so dirty in here. 149 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:41,878 Uh-oh! 150 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:45,154 Is that a piece of lint? 151 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:47,718 (GASPS) 152 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,320 Oh, no, it got my apron. 153 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:56,358 I better sign off before I'm completely naked. 154 00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:59,263 See you tomorrow, boys. 155 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:02,534 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 156 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:03,837 I'm busy! 157 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:06,276 MAXINE: Honey, it's Maxine. 158 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:07,471 Oh! 159 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,610 A star is born! 160 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,620 (EX CLAIMS) Did you watch? 161 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:16,952 Not only did I watch, I kvelled. 162 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,889 Oh! I have to admit, I am sort of getting into it. 163 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,722 That whole thing with the vacuum just came to me. 164 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:24,524 Well, that's how it happens with the great ones. 165 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,690 Oops! 166 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:27,656 Here's a bonus for you. 167 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:29,728 Whoa! 168 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:30,860 What's this for? 169 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:32,802 Well, it's a little something I do for the girl 170 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:35,329 who gets the most hits in a month. 171 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:37,569 You just unseated Stacy Strauss. 172 00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:40,544 And with the caboose on her, that's not easy. 173 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:43,710 - Oh, Maxine, you're so good to me. - Honey. 174 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:47,344 You know what? Mike and I are finally starting to save some money. 175 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:52,221 Well, don't save it all. Buy yourself something nice. You deserve it. 176 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:55,658 By the way, have you decided what you're gonna do for tomorrow's show? 177 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:58,594 I'm going to damp mop in bikini briefs. 178 00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:03,499 Oh, are you trying to make me cry? (LAUGHS) Bye, doll. 179 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,764 (SIGHS) 180 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,230 This is a great sandwich. 181 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:10,164 What's in it? 182 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,868 Oh, it's nothing. 183 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:14,505 Just a little Parma ham cured by Italian monks, 184 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:18,745 and some cave-aged Gruy�re, and of course I make my own fig mustard. 185 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:21,016 Cooking is a passion of mine. 186 00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:23,521 Of course, it's not much fun cooking for one. 187 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:26,521 So, if you're free this weekend... 188 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,619 Babe! You gotta try this sandwich. It rocks. 189 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:33,224 This is my boss, Mrs. Van De Kamp. This is Stephanie, my girlfriend. 190 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,857 You have a girlfriend? 191 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:42,267 Of course you have a girlfriend who's young and pretty. 192 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:43,740 Nice to meet you. 193 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,636 I'm sorry, Bree, what were you about to ask me? 194 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,379 It's... It wasrt important. 195 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:52,443 You enjoy your sandwich. 196 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,720 Okay. Inside. 197 00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:02,651 Let the stud hunt begin. 198 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,835 Come on, come on, we're gonna get started. 199 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,102 You okay? 200 00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:21,936 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 201 00:11:22,314 --> 00:11:23,679 Let's play cards. 202 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:27,441 When I was eight, Daddy left Mama and we were pretty much alone. 203 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:30,087 Most of my friends were either stuffed or plastic. 204 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:32,656 Of course there were always Mama's boyfriends, 205 00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,953 but as soon as I'd learned their names, Mama would kick them out 206 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:36,655 and there'd be a new toothbrush in the bathroom. 207 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,826 Uh, let me know if I'm sharing too much. 208 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,125 No, not at all. 209 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,636 Keep pouring the chardonnay. She's cracking like an egg. 210 00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:48,796 Okay, quarter ante. 211 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:52,310 So, Beth, how did you and Paul meet, anyway? 212 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:54,337 I don't want to bore you. 213 00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,881 We won't be bored. More chardonnay? 214 00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:58,041 Mmm! 215 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:02,814 Well, I saw his picture in the paper during his trial 216 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:06,455 and there was just something about those eyes that spoke to me. 217 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,826 What about the headline, "Arrested For Murder"? 218 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:10,954 That didn't speak to you? 219 00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,060 I'll admit, that gave me pause, 220 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,466 but then we started corresponding 221 00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:19,464 and I discovered what a wonderful man Paul really is. 222 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:22,204 Bree, let's forget about hitting the clubs tomorrow night. 223 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:24,902 Clearly all the best guys are on death row. 224 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:27,912 Hey, you can't help who you fall in love with, right? 225 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:30,681 And Paul's a real lady-killer. (LAUGHS) 226 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:36,348 We always fogged up the Plexiglas with that one. 227 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,114 (EX CLAIMS) 228 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:40,352 Well, it's good that you can laugh about it. 229 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:45,019 The thing is, in my heart, I always knew he was innocent. 230 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,060 And I was right. 231 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,502 Well, he is. 232 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:57,732 Yeah. So let's play cards. 233 00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:11,418 What are you doing? 234 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:14,750 Preparing to take my medicine. 235 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:17,928 I've heard that an increase in appetite is a possible side effect, 236 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:20,022 so I'm taking the necessary precautions. 237 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:23,190 The necessary precautions being your own weight in Cheez Doodles? 238 00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:27,364 I've never smoked pot before, so I want to be prepared. 239 00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:29,865 Headphones? 240 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:33,276 Pink Floyd. Apparently it complements the medicinal properties of 241 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,741 "Blueberry Bliss." 242 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:39,950 Listen to you. You are loving this. 243 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:43,885 Tom the college nerd gets to finally smoke pot and be cool. 244 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:46,786 (LAUGHS) Hey, I was plenty cool in college. 245 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,554 The only reason I didn't smoke back then 246 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,323 was because I'd signed the abstinence pledge 247 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:51,829 with my Dungeons and Dragons club. 248 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,265 So, what do you say? 249 00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:01,334 Care to join me out back behind the garage for a little doobage? 250 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,570 "Doobage"? 251 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,676 That's what you're calling your medicine now? 252 00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:08,178 Come on, you need to take this seriously. 253 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,305 I am. 254 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:13,082 Really? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I've never asked you 255 00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:16,144 to join me behind the garage to split a Midol. 256 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,588 Lynette, you said you would go with this. 257 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:21,320 I know, but how is it going to look to the kids? 258 00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:24,758 I don't want them seeing their dad stoned. 259 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:27,124 You don't have to worry about them seeing me stoned. 260 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,532 Look, they'll never know. 261 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:34,333 Yeah. 262 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,503 Hey, the... 263 00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,494 Okay. 264 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,695 So, what do you want to do Saturday night? 265 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:07,164 Well, I was thinking that we could go to Chez Naomi. 266 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:11,136 Isn't our price range more Chez Chicken Hut? 267 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:12,969 Mike, it's our anniversary. 268 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:16,209 Besides, we've been working really hard. We deserve it. 269 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:21,350 Okay, but bring your big purse, 'cause we're taking the dinner rolls home. 270 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:27,752 So, Chez Naomi, huh? 271 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:30,355 Expensive place. 272 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:33,193 Yeah. Yeah, I guess it is. 273 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:34,593 Must be nice. 274 00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:36,692 Um... 275 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:40,364 Have we met? I'm in 1 -B. Susan Delfino. 276 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:42,233 Oh, I know who you are. 277 00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:43,600 I'm 1 -F. 278 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,010 Stacy Strauss. 279 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:47,937 Oh! 280 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,042 - You're one of Maxine's... - Yeah. 281 00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:53,576 Well, it's nice to meet you. 282 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:57,049 Guess we kind of do the same thing. 283 00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:00,224 Oh, sometimes we do exactly the same thing. 284 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:01,884 What does that mean? 285 00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,019 I keep an eye on the competition. 286 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:05,357 You lifted one of my moves. 287 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,292 No, I didn't. 288 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,300 You expect me to believe you just woke up one day 289 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:11,461 and decided to put a feather duster in your mouth? 290 00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:12,695 You do that? 291 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,875 It's my signature bit. And you stole it. 292 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:21,635 I swear, I don't watch the other girls perform. 293 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:24,605 Okay. So I guess it's just a coincidence. 294 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,651 Well, here's another coincidence, 295 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,085 you're getting the big bonus check and I'm not. 296 00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:32,220 That's not really what you'd call a coincidence. 297 00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:33,349 That's really more... 298 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:36,884 All right, College. Just keep the duster out of your mouth. 299 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:41,797 And watch your back. 300 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:51,902 Everything okay? 301 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,139 Oh, yeah. 302 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,080 I am wasted. 303 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:01,946 Really? 304 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:05,821 I am Lucy-in-the-Sky high. 305 00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:08,817 Wow. 306 00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:13,423 So this must be pretty intense for you. 307 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:16,526 Whoa! 308 00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:19,469 And don't forget, tomorrow we have 309 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:22,702 to trombone 3-D banana patch, remember? 310 00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:26,167 Man, this is really strong stuff. 311 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,209 Snow shovel. 312 00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:31,708 Exactly. 313 00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:37,479 You know, I was just upstairs watching Paige sleep, 314 00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:41,320 with her little fingers and her little toes. 315 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:44,358 I must have watched her for like an hour. 316 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:50,131 She's just so perfect and I am so lucky. 317 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,465 I couldn't feel happier than I do right now. 318 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:54,597 Oh! 319 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,399 I'm just so happy it's working. 320 00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,841 Yeah. 321 00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:03,806 What do you think? 322 00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:06,374 Does this say, "Happy Anniversary, Mike, I'll love you forever"? 323 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:09,012 No, I think it says, "Credit card declined." 324 00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:10,214 Arert you and Mike on a budget? 325 00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:14,892 Yeah, but things are starting to turn around lately. 326 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:16,589 I've been selling a lot of my jewelry. 327 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:17,955 Get out! 328 00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,329 Out there and keep selling! 329 00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:28,705 Oh, hello, silk. Oh, how I've missed your soft touch. 330 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,009 I'm going to the dressing room. 331 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,709 You two have fun. 332 00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:35,371 Mommy? 333 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,343 Oh, you're not my mommy. 334 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,074 Are you lost, sweetie? What's your name? 335 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:44,019 Kiki, you scared me. I couldn't find you. 336 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,421 I have a little girl, too. 337 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,388 Sometimes they get distracted and wander off. 338 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,088 Let's go. 339 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,088 Wait! 340 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,425 Uh... 341 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:57,560 How old is she? 342 00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:58,729 Eight. 343 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:00,796 My daughter's eight. 344 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:02,966 Whers your birthday? 345 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,573 We've really got to go. 346 00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,806 Okay, but what hospital was she born in? 347 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:08,606 Was it Fairview Memorial? 348 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,924 GABRIELLE: Standing there in the mall, it just hit me. 349 00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,797 I can't spend the rest of my life wondering 350 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,267 if every little girl I see is my daughter. 351 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:35,465 Not knowing where she is, is like my heart living outside of my body. 352 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:38,307 I have to find her. 353 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,578 Well, there's a private detective I work with, 354 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,242 but Sanchez is a pretty common name. 355 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,476 It's not surprising the hospital couldn't find them. 356 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,453 But I know something the hospital doesn't. 357 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:50,978 When I was in labor, 358 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,183 the other womars mother came into my room by mistake 359 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,556 and we got to talking. 360 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,322 She lived in El Paso, 361 00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:59,296 and she was so excited to have her granddaughter baptized 362 00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:00,923 at Santa Maria's Church. 363 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,432 That's gonna help. 364 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:06,836 So you think you can find her? 365 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:10,369 We'll do our best. Carlos is onboard with this, right? 366 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:13,605 Absolutely. 367 00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:20,813 Okay, then give me 10 Porterhouse. 368 00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:22,012 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 369 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,651 Hey, I just came by to pick up my envelope for the week. 370 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:26,817 Okay. Inside. 371 00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:31,322 And don't listen to this conversation, it's about your Christmas gift. 372 00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:34,992 I'm buying all my girls steaks. You got a preference? 373 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,162 Whatever meat you put in my stocking will be fine. 374 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:41,138 That sounds dirty. Use that. 375 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:46,175 I'm back. What else have you got for me? 376 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,843 Rib eye? I like it. 377 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,148 STAC Y: Oh! 378 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:58,515 Is that a piece of lint? 379 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:00,249 Oh! 380 00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:03,986 That's my bit! Maxine! 381 00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:07,260 What? I'm on with the meat guy! 382 00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:10,824 Yeah, but Stacy Strauss is stealing my vacuum bit! 383 00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:14,699 Oh, my God. Well, if she's going to do that, 384 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,038 at least teach her how to use the nozzle. 385 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:40,357 Hey, there, I'm ready to party. 386 00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:41,725 Are you? 387 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:44,736 'Cause you look like you're ready to tour the Reagan Library. 388 00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:48,262 This is a cocktail cardigan. Look closely. The buttons are shiny. 389 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,740 Where's your closet? 390 00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:55,412 I have never seen so many sweater sets. 391 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:58,473 Are you sure this is a closet and not a portal to the 1950s? 392 00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:00,609 There is nothing wrong with my clothing. 393 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:05,215 Bree, you're going to a hot, young club full of hot, young people. 394 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,588 You need to dress the part. 395 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:10,220 Well, I happen to find it distasteful when mutton is dressed as lamb. 396 00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:14,664 Look, when women go out clubbing, there's two ways they can pair up. 397 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,497 Pretty girl-pretty girl, or pretty girl-grenade. 398 00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:18,900 Which do you want to be? 399 00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:20,799 Fine. 400 00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:27,774 Now we're getting somewhere. Love the plunging neckline. 401 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,509 That's the back. 402 00:22:34,886 --> 00:22:36,353 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 403 00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:39,018 Ugh! This place is dead. 404 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:40,583 Really? 405 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,525 I forgot we were in the sticks. 406 00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:44,494 Clearly everyone hooked up early 407 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:46,690 so they could be home in time for Nightline. 408 00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:49,131 Actually, tonight's Nightline sounds very interesting. 409 00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:51,294 - It's about the genocide in... - Hold on. 410 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,500 Fresh talent at the end of the bar. 411 00:22:57,976 --> 00:22:59,466 Oh, that's my contractor. 412 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:00,670 Mmm. 413 00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:02,704 Well, call me a fixer-upper. 414 00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:06,050 Don't bother. He's got a girlfriend. 415 00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:09,214 If I don't see her, she doesn't exist. 416 00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:18,287 (LAUGHS) 417 00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:20,322 What's so funny? 418 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:22,567 My girlfriend's about to make a fool of herself. 419 00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:25,000 She's hitting on that guy, and I happen to know 420 00:23:25,036 --> 00:23:27,834 he has a very beautiful, very young girlfriend. 421 00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:29,300 You talking about Keith? 422 00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:30,467 You know him? 423 00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:33,137 Yeah, and Stephanie dumped him this afternoon. 424 00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:36,705 Which is why he's here. He's drowning his sorrows. 425 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:01,663 Bree? Wow. I didn't recognize you. 426 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:05,832 Keith. What a lovely surprise. I didn't know you were here. 427 00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:09,271 Yeah, but I'm bagging. 428 00:24:09,347 --> 00:24:13,374 I gotta work tomorrow, the boss is pretty strict. 429 00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:17,020 Good. I mean, yes, I'm very strict. 430 00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:20,085 I'll see you in the morning. 431 00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:27,555 There you go! That's how you bait the hook. 432 00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:30,094 I won't need a ride. I'm going home with Keith. 433 00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:32,299 I don't think so. He just left. 434 00:24:32,370 --> 00:24:34,804 He's pulling the car around. Do you think I should play 435 00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:38,104 the "I hate going into a dark house alone" card? 436 00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:41,703 Or the more blatant, "I'm not wearing underwear"? 'Cause I'm not. 437 00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:46,410 Okay, before you do anything hasty, he just broke up with his girlfriend. 438 00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:47,918 He's very fragile. 439 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:51,444 Oh, I'll be careful when I unwrap him. 440 00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:54,923 Renee, wait. Please don't go home with Keith. 441 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:55,984 Why? 442 00:24:58,029 --> 00:24:59,792 Oh, he's the one you like, isn't he? 443 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:02,397 No. I am... I am thinking about you. 444 00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:04,766 You don't want to come off like a slut. 445 00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:08,337 Ah! Gee! Then Chip won't ask me to the prom. 446 00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:10,738 Renee, wait! What about me? 447 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:15,145 It's getting late. Stay in the dim light and don't play hard to get. 448 00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:37,694 Keith, hi, it's Bree. 449 00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:42,365 I don't know if you're in bed yet, but I'm having a bit of an emergency. 450 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:45,505 Oh, thank you. That's lovely. 451 00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:06,893 Why would somebody do something like this? 452 00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:11,696 Far be it from me to understand the minds of hooligans. 453 00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:13,429 (SIGHS) 454 00:26:13,638 --> 00:26:16,072 I'm so sorry to call you over here at this hour. 455 00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:19,640 That's okay. I wasrt doing anything special. 456 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,977 Good. 457 00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:25,582 I would love to show my appreciation. 458 00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:29,086 I was wondering if perhaps one night this week I could make you dinner? 459 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,819 Oh, you mean, like a date? 460 00:26:34,492 --> 00:26:36,517 Well, we don't have to put a label on it. 461 00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:40,691 Just two adults eating food together. 462 00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:44,926 Calling it a date is quicker. 463 00:26:46,137 --> 00:26:48,537 Well, I see no reason to argue. 464 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:52,871 Shall we say 8:00 p.m. On Thursday? 465 00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:27,269 Hi. 466 00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:33,274 Mrs. McCluskey, right? 467 00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:35,344 Yeah? 468 00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:39,050 I was hoping I might see you at the girls' poker game. 469 00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:42,753 (LAUGHS) Not anymore. You get caught with a couple of aces in your bra 470 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,226 and you're banned for life. 471 00:27:44,262 --> 00:27:45,957 I couldn't help but notice, 472 00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:49,262 they don't seem to like my husband very much. 473 00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:51,298 Do you know why that is? 474 00:27:52,237 --> 00:27:54,705 Nope. Nobody tells me anything. 475 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,065 Mrs. McCluskey, I really need to know. 476 00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:01,939 Okay, fine. They think he's a murderer. 477 00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:05,773 But he was exonerated. Felicia Tillman framed him. 478 00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:07,882 Yeah, for that crime. 479 00:28:08,586 --> 00:28:09,814 What do you mean? 480 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:13,954 Before Felicia showed up around here, her sister Martha was murdered. 481 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:17,324 And, all due respect, you're shacking up with suspect number one. 482 00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:20,889 Does everybody think that? 483 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:24,625 Felicia may be a few fingers short of a high five, 484 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,297 but if she's crazy, we all are. 485 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:39,574 Well, that's enough dusting for today, boys. 486 00:28:40,118 --> 00:28:43,315 I guess all that's left is a little vacuuming. 487 00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:45,688 Ooh! Yay! 488 00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:47,582 Get the vacuum! 489 00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:50,926 Uh-oh! I think I got some schmutz on my apron. 490 00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:54,454 Oh, get that off. 491 00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:56,567 (EX CLAIMING) 492 00:28:57,335 --> 00:28:58,529 (LAUGHING) 493 00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:00,430 (GRUNTING) 494 00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:02,670 Oh, I love this show. Mmm! 495 00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:11,344 Hello, boys. 496 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:15,682 For those of you who might be switching over from other channels, 497 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:16,812 welcome. 498 00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:20,689 I have a very dirty apartment. 499 00:29:24,395 --> 00:29:25,453 (BANGING ON DOOR) 500 00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:26,657 STAC Y: Open up! 501 00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:28,029 Uh, little busy! 502 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:30,866 Hey. 503 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:35,397 I know you did it! 504 00:29:36,341 --> 00:29:38,741 Did what? I don't know what you're talking about. 505 00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:41,309 So you're not just a thief, you're a liar. 506 00:29:42,647 --> 00:29:46,674 Be careful how you talk to me, you gigantic freak. 507 00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:50,051 I am about to slap that cheap blush right off your face. 508 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:53,249 Is that supposed to scare me, Man Hands? 509 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:57,356 I'm gonna show you a whole new place to stick that feather duster! 510 00:29:57,395 --> 00:30:01,491 Well, I'm sure wherever it is, you copied the idea from watching me! 511 00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:02,759 - (GRUNTS) - Oh! 512 00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:06,295 (BOTH GRUNTING) 513 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:13,572 I need those bonus checks! 514 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:14,805 So do I! 515 00:30:14,846 --> 00:30:16,507 You don't get it! I'm trying to get out of this business! 516 00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:18,880 And you think I want to spend the rest of my life 517 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:20,578 dusting in my underwear? 518 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,051 Hey, hey, hey! 519 00:30:23,087 --> 00:30:26,022 You're off-camera. Roll left. 520 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:29,858 Maxine, I'm so glad you're here. 521 00:30:30,695 --> 00:30:31,753 What are you doing? 522 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:32,888 She attacked me! 523 00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:35,024 That's because she broke into my apartment and... 524 00:30:35,066 --> 00:30:37,728 Hang on. This isn't a bit? 525 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:40,431 No! I was in the middle of doing my show 526 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,939 and she burst in here and started hitting me. 527 00:30:43,107 --> 00:30:44,404 Did you do that? 528 00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:45,466 Yeah, but... 529 00:30:45,543 --> 00:30:47,443 You know the rules, Strauss. 530 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:50,948 You never, ever interrupt a show. Now, go to your room! 531 00:30:51,382 --> 00:30:53,247 - But I... - I said go. 532 00:30:56,454 --> 00:30:57,580 Are you all right, honey? 533 00:30:58,423 --> 00:30:59,481 (SIGHS) Yeah. 534 00:30:59,557 --> 00:31:00,819 All right. Good. 535 00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:02,621 I gotta call tech support. 536 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:06,130 You girls had so many hits, it fried my router. 537 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,221 (LAUGHING) 538 00:31:12,103 --> 00:31:16,437 So, a roving gang of hooligans destroyed your sprinklers? 539 00:31:17,942 --> 00:31:19,170 Shameful, isn't it? 540 00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:20,268 You know what I think? 541 00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:24,748 I think this is the handiwork of a lonely, desperate woman. 542 00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:27,815 You left out "resourceful." 543 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,980 Nobody steals a man out of my bed. 544 00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:34,458 But you know what? I've been looking for a new hobby, 545 00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:37,290 and taking you down is as good as any. 546 00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:39,354 I think you'd be wise 547 00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:42,331 to stick to your original hobby of forgoing undergarments. 548 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,431 Be seeing you, Bree. 549 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,262 Looking forward to it. 550 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:05,783 Maxine says I can't go back online until I apologize to you. 551 00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:08,451 So, I apologize. 552 00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:10,854 Wow, 553 00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:13,896 and I thought your acting was bad on the website. 554 00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:19,026 Fine. I am sorry, okay? I shouldn't have stolen your bit. 555 00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:21,162 What was going through your mind? 556 00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:23,298 I freaked out when I didn't get that bonus check. 557 00:32:24,976 --> 00:32:28,468 See, my family is in Virginia, and I'm saving up to move back home. 558 00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:32,681 Yeah, well, I know what that's like. 559 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:34,915 And even with that extra money, 560 00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:37,147 I always feel like I'm living week-to-week. 561 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,086 Really? 562 00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,056 'Cause when I broke into your apartment, 563 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:44,026 I noticed that you had some awfully nice stuff. 564 00:32:44,062 --> 00:32:47,429 Flat-screen TV, closet full of new clothes. 565 00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:51,335 I know, I probably shouldn't have bought all that. 566 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:53,835 But you know how it is. 567 00:32:53,871 --> 00:32:56,396 Every once in a while you want a little splurge. 568 00:32:58,076 --> 00:32:59,441 Yeah, I get that. 569 00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,875 But definitely, by the end of the year, 570 00:33:03,915 --> 00:33:05,405 I'm going to be out of here. 571 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:06,848 Me, too. 572 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,017 Hey, 573 00:33:10,855 --> 00:33:12,914 - how long have you been doing this? - Um... 574 00:33:13,591 --> 00:33:16,788 Gosh, I guess I'm going on six years. 575 00:33:30,608 --> 00:33:34,237 Hey, would you mind if we just stayed home 576 00:33:34,278 --> 00:33:36,712 and ordered Chinese for our anniversary? 577 00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:40,949 Wait, no suit, no tie, 578 00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:45,385 no pretentious Euro-waiter listing specials that I can't understand? 579 00:33:45,423 --> 00:33:47,323 Dang it, Susan, why? 580 00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:52,126 Seriously, why'd you change your mind? 581 00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:53,595 I thought you wanted a little treat. 582 00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:55,524 Oh... 583 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,393 I think we should save that money, 584 00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:01,564 and stay focused on what we're trying to do. 585 00:34:01,606 --> 00:34:06,009 And we can have a fancy dinner and celebrate when we move back home. 586 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:20,991 I had a lovely time at the poker game the other day. 587 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,788 Really? 588 00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:24,818 What's the neighborhood saying about me? 589 00:34:25,963 --> 00:34:29,421 Well, for starters, 590 00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:32,095 a lot of people seem to think you killed... 591 00:34:32,136 --> 00:34:35,003 What's her name? Martha something? 592 00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:37,140 Huber. 593 00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:40,470 I guess Felicia Tillman spread her poison pretty wide. 594 00:34:40,511 --> 00:34:42,308 I guess she did. 595 00:34:43,681 --> 00:34:45,114 I'm not a murderer, you know. 596 00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:46,677 I know. 597 00:34:49,187 --> 00:34:50,950 But I fell in love with you before I knew that. 598 00:34:50,988 --> 00:34:53,013 So even if you were, 599 00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:57,722 I'm always going to be on your side. 600 00:34:59,497 --> 00:35:01,124 Remember that. 601 00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:09,733 Hey. 602 00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:12,467 Hey. 603 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,405 Everything okay? You look a little... 604 00:35:15,646 --> 00:35:17,546 It's been an intense couple weeks. 605 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:19,578 I'm sorry, buddy. 606 00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:25,352 What if I told you 607 00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:28,522 I could ease some of that stress? 608 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,591 You're not going to offer me a back rub, are you? 609 00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:34,361 Nope. 610 00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:40,034 A mind rub. 611 00:35:43,908 --> 00:35:45,239 So, you got this from a doctor? 612 00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:47,907 A really cool doctor. 613 00:35:48,379 --> 00:35:52,008 Now I gotta warn you, this stuff is chronic. 614 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:55,344 I got totally baked off it this morning. 615 00:35:55,386 --> 00:35:57,411 I did not have you pegged as a stoner. 616 00:35:57,488 --> 00:36:02,084 Dude, there is a lot that you don't know about me. 617 00:36:03,561 --> 00:36:04,619 Tom. 618 00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:05,787 Yeah? 619 00:36:05,863 --> 00:36:08,263 I hate to break this to you, 620 00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:10,266 - but this isn't pot. - (CHUCKLES) 621 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,902 Tell me that in five minutes 622 00:36:12,937 --> 00:36:15,735 when we are soaring past the rings of Saturn. 623 00:36:15,773 --> 00:36:18,401 Trust me, Cheech, this is oregano. 624 00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:22,374 No way. I bought it at a legit dispensary. 625 00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:23,812 Then somebody must have switched it on you, 626 00:36:23,881 --> 00:36:26,111 'cause the only thing getting baked with that herb is lasagna. 627 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:27,578 Who would do that? 628 00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:33,049 You. 629 00:36:33,090 --> 00:36:34,921 Oh, jeez, you scared me. 630 00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:36,893 I know what you did. 631 00:36:38,496 --> 00:36:39,656 Whatever do you mean? 632 00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:43,730 Oh, yeah, that was me. 633 00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:47,761 This isn't funny, Lynette. 634 00:36:47,805 --> 00:36:51,241 Tom, you thought you were getting stoned on a pizza topping. 635 00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:52,640 It's a little funny. 636 00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:55,645 My sense of betrayal is huge at this moment. 637 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:58,546 Well, why don't you snort some baking powder? You'll feel better. 638 00:36:58,849 --> 00:37:00,544 I'm glad you're enjoying this. 639 00:37:00,585 --> 00:37:03,418 I'm glad you enjoy making a fool of me. 640 00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:07,084 That was not my intention. 641 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:12,257 I only threw out the pot because I didn't think you needed it. 642 00:37:12,296 --> 00:37:15,561 And, you know, I was right. You got happy all on your own. 643 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,966 Don't try to justify what you did 644 00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:20,560 by making it seem like some sort of master plan. 645 00:37:20,605 --> 00:37:22,903 It wasrt a master plan. I lucked out. 646 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:26,933 Because for some reason, while you were high on oregano, 647 00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:30,007 you made a decision to live in the moment. 648 00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:32,482 You stood over our daughter's crib 649 00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:35,576 and you let go of the stress and the fear, 650 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:37,918 and you focused on the good in your life. 651 00:37:43,561 --> 00:37:45,927 But I am sorry I tricked you. 652 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,798 You're evil. I should have expected it. 653 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,099 Where you going? 654 00:37:56,474 --> 00:37:59,102 To look at our beautiful daughter. 655 00:38:00,978 --> 00:38:04,505 Then I gotta turn that bong I made back into a lamp. 656 00:38:10,688 --> 00:38:12,155 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 657 00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:15,550 Anything? 658 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,286 We found them. 659 00:38:17,595 --> 00:38:19,119 Oh, my God. What did they say? 660 00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:21,055 I haven't called them yet. 661 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,360 Are you sure you still want to do this? 662 00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:24,697 What? Yes. Of course. 663 00:38:24,769 --> 00:38:25,827 Gabby, you need to realize, 664 00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:29,328 once we call these people, and they know what's happened, 665 00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:31,034 it'll change your family forever. 666 00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:36,513 Call them. 667 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,252 Juanita, come in here. 668 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,688 I didn't do it. 669 00:38:51,362 --> 00:38:52,386 I know. 670 00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:56,393 I was putting on some makeup. I thought you might like some. 671 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,432 Can you put the big fake eyelashes on me? 672 00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:03,872 Of course. And big rosy cheeks. 673 00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:06,635 (SIGHS) 674 00:39:07,912 --> 00:39:10,073 Look how grown-up you are. 675 00:39:12,049 --> 00:39:14,574 Before you know it you're gonna be going to college, 676 00:39:14,652 --> 00:39:17,177 have boyfriends, get married. 677 00:39:17,321 --> 00:39:19,414 I'm not getting married. 678 00:39:20,224 --> 00:39:22,749 I don't want to leave you and Daddy, ever. 679 00:39:26,330 --> 00:39:27,695 Juanita, 680 00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:30,099 do you know how much I love you? 681 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,734 To the moon and back. 682 00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:35,396 That's right. 683 00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:44,370 No matter what happens, I will always love you to the moon and back. 684 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,750 Hey, Carlos, I need to sit down with you and Gabby. 685 00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:54,782 Why? 686 00:39:54,925 --> 00:39:58,292 I just called the family. It got pretty intense. 687 00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:00,955 What are you talking about? 688 00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:06,937 And now, in a selection from Dior's fall line, 689 00:40:06,971 --> 00:40:09,667 the world's newest supermodel, Juanita! 690 00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:12,541 (GABRIELLE BEATBO XING) 691 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:16,011 Hold the world in contempt. 692 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,071 That's it. Now you look like a model. 693 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,141 Oh, hi, Daddy. 694 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:23,777 Hey, Carlos. 695 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:25,112 What's wrong? 696 00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:27,748 I just spoke to Bob. 697 00:40:30,661 --> 00:40:34,995 Sweetie, why don't you go to your room and I'll be there in a sec? 698 00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:38,125 How could you have done this? 699 00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:40,763 - Carlos... - We talked about this. We agreed! 700 00:40:41,338 --> 00:40:43,101 No, you agreed! 701 00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:44,801 You rushed me into signing that piece of paper 702 00:40:44,842 --> 00:40:46,776 without giving me a chance to think about what I was doing. 703 00:40:46,811 --> 00:40:48,642 Don't you understand what could happen? 704 00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:51,170 She is our flesh and blood. And she's out there. 705 00:40:51,248 --> 00:40:53,546 I need to know how she's doing. I need to know she's okay. 706 00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:54,879 And what if they want Juanita back? 707 00:40:57,254 --> 00:40:59,654 They can take her from us. They can do that now. 708 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,189 They're not going to want to give up their own daughter. 709 00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:07,719 We don't know that! We don't know anything about them! 710 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:09,823 And you have no idea what you've started here! 711 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:11,563 JUANITA: Mommy? 712 00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:14,368 Coming, sweetie. 713 00:41:14,438 --> 00:41:17,737 If this ends badly, I will never forgive you. 714 00:41:18,342 --> 00:41:20,207 I mean it, Gabrielle. 715 00:41:20,711 --> 00:41:21,837 We're done. 716 00:41:32,356 --> 00:41:36,918 MARY ALICE: Happiness. It's something everyone searches for. 717 00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:44,199 Some are sure they'll find it once they've moved back home. 718 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:50,406 Some think they'll find it by making a new friend. 719 00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:57,207 Some hope to find it once they've defeated the competition. 720 00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:03,677 Then there are those who stop searching for happiness 721 00:42:03,721 --> 00:42:06,747 because they look up one day, to discover 722 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:11,385 it was right there in front of them all the time.